- So first I dreamt I was riding a pony.
- Oh. Then what happened?
- Then I dreamt I was a pony!
- Oh my goodness!
You have such a creative mind.
Oh, you're my big girl, Augie.
- Oh, thanks, Dad!
- Oh. How old is your baby?
- She's a hundred and
thirty-two months old.
- That's eleven years.
- How precious.
And weird.
- Okay, time to walk!
- Okay, but what do we do first?
- Fifty kisses!
- Get your grilled witch's cheese!
Hot, fresh, and good to eat.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Can I go get one by myself?
Please?
- By yourself?
Oh, I don't know, honey.
That's, like, ten feet away.
- Dad, don't worry.
I've got it.
Plus, I'll wear my
extra-special safety helmet.
- Okay, you be careful, baby girl.
Hey, you! Watch out for my daughter.
She's walking there.
Okay. Yeah, okay, okay.
You get the sandwich, all right.
All right, now it's hot.
Oh, now you blow on it, okay, okay.
Oh, she's behind enemy lines in there!
Okay, come back to Daddy.
You come back to Daddy.
Three steps more. Three steps more!
Oh! Oh, I gotcha!
I gotcha.
Oh, you were away for so long.
Oh, I love you so much.
- I'm your little
independent woman, huh, Dad?
- So then I dreamt I was a pony.
- You're so prolific, Yogi.
- Oh, my gosh, Yogi.
I wish I had dreams.
- Oh, hey, Doggie Daddy.
Haven't seen you in a hot minute.
Me and some buds are
getting together tonight
for some bowling.
How's about you join us?
- Yeah, I love bowling.
Back in college, they
called me Ten Pin Daddy.
Yeah, Augie and I will see you there.
(Augie hacking)
- The cheese made me phlegmy.
- Actually, this a
grown-ups only type thing.
- You could leave Augie
home with a babysitter.
- Leave Augie?
Uh, I am not following.
- Just get her a babysitter.
- Oh, okay.
So, I get a babysitter
and then I bring them
with me and Augie bowling.
- Uh, no, not all together.
- So, I stay home with Augie
while the babysitter goes bowling?
- Leave them home.
- Oh, okay, yeah.
So, so the babysitter stays home
while Augie and I go bowling.
- Let me clear this up
for you, Doggie Daddy.
Just leave Augie at
home with the babysitter
and then come bowling with us,
without Augie.
Got it?
- A night without Augie?
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know I guess there's the
first time for everything.
- Great! Now get a move on.
They don't call you Daddy for nothing.
- Why do they call him Daddy?
- Just feels right.