Merry Christmas From The Gemstones | HBO

♪ ("THE FIRST NOEL" PLAYS) ♪
JESSE GEMSTONE: What is this?
The siblings' Christmas card? Wait, I don't understand.
We're supposed to sit here and just say, "Merry Christmas"?
One, two, three.
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
From the Gemstone children.
Well, are we counting to three and just saying it or...
-JESSE: No, listen. -KELVIN GEMSTONE: We didn't actually--
JESSE: Hey, let me just lead it off, all right?
-JUDY GEMSTONE: Fine. -All right.
Just be cool.
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-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
I'm just said I'm gonna do it, okay?
This is a Merry Christmas from the Gemstone family
from our family to yours.
And then just smile. That's it. A simple ass smile.
Peace and love and God's love,
Merry Christmas and to this season
from the Gemstone children from our family to yours.
-From our family to yours. -To yours.
Okay, well, that's exactly what I just said.
You guys wanna add something?
I thought you wanted us to repeat it.
-Just say Merry Christmas. -KELVIN: All right.
Your ad lib, why do you just repeat
-the same damn thing I'm sayin'? -I wanna hold a persent.
No, don't hold any goddamn present.
You sit in that fucking chair and shut up.
How-- how's it going? Happy holidays.
From the Gemstone children to your family
and all of the children that might or might not be into it,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Hey, hope you don't get any-- any coals in your stockings.
Yeah, or a cold that makes you sniffle.
Okay, so why don't we do it exactly how I said
we were gonna do it now?
ALL: Merry Christmas!
JESSE: Goddammit, I hope that's enough.
I'm good. I don't need anymore of that shit.
-KELVIN: Feel like you broke my fingers. -JESSE: Merry Christmas.