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JESSE GEMSTONE: What is this?
The siblings' Christmas card?
Wait, I don't understand.
We're supposed to sit here
and just say, "Merry Christmas"?
One, two, three.
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
From the Gemstone children.
Well, are we counting to three
and just saying it or...
-JESSE: No, listen.
-KELVIN GEMSTONE:
We didn't actually--
JESSE: Hey, let me
just lead it off, all right?
-JUDY GEMSTONE: Fine.
-All right.
Just be cool.
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-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
I'm just said I'm gonna do it,
okay?
This is a Merry Christmas
from the Gemstone family
from our family to yours.
And then just smile. That's it.
A simple ass smile.
Peace and love and God's love,
Merry Christmas
and to this season
from the Gemstone children
from our family to yours.
-From our family to yours.
-To yours.
Okay, well, that's exactly
what I just said.
You guys wanna add something?
I thought you wanted us
to repeat it.
-Just say Merry Christmas.
-KELVIN: All right.
Your ad lib,
why do you just repeat
-the same damn thing I'm sayin'?
-I wanna hold a persent.
No, don't hold
any goddamn present.
You sit in that fucking chair
and shut up.
How-- how's it going?
Happy holidays.
From the Gemstone children
to your family
and all of the children that
might or might not be into it,
Merry Christmas
and Happy Holidays.
Hey, hope you don't get any--
any coals in your stockings.
Yeah, or a cold
that makes you sniffle.
Okay, so why don't we do it
exactly how I said
we were gonna do it now?
ALL: Merry Christmas!
JESSE:
Goddammit, I hope that's enough.
I'm good. I don't need anymore
of that shit.
-KELVIN:
Feel like you broke my fingers.
-JESSE: Merry Christmas.